I was looking over some documents created by a co-worker for several processes that my group had, as I will need to do them if the need arises this weekend. I started reading the document when I got the sudden urge to repeatedly poke myself in the eye with the nearest pointed object I could find. Thankfully I manged to fend off my left hand, which was equipped with a pen on my desk, long enough check the font on the document. My suspicions were confirmed: Comic Sans. I had to act. I had to act fast.
Many options ran through my head. I could fire off an angry email. I could cause a scene in my office, to let everyone know of my displeasure. I could go Chuck Norris on my monitor. That’ll teach it for subjecting my eyes to such filth. I even considered allowing my left hand to deliver sweet, sweet release to my eyes with it’s pen. Then I had a brilliant idea. An idea so bold and inspiring that it could send shock waves through out the system. I changed the font. To Arial to be more specific. I would have changed it to Helvetica or better yet, Helvetica Neue, but sadly most of the Window’s newbs don’t have it installed on there system. Crisis averted. Yes, yes you should thank me.
P.S. - Yes, I realized I fail masterfully in the quest to post everyday at the end of August. Eh…